
Mine:
- Condoms
- Big League Chew
1. Icy Hot (gel)
2. Craisins

Jump Britain: A Parkour Documentary. I really enjoyed this and wish there was a larger group of people around here doing the same thing as people in Britain/France. If there was a gym I could go to and practice, I’d probably pay for it.
Awesome. Beautiful cinematography, and an excellent narrative.
I think I need to leave work early today and go for a run.

I rewatched the Microsoft ad, and noticed some very persistent mise en scene.
I wonder what they’re trying to say.
This is Microsoft’s long-awaited answer to the Mac vs. PC ads.
What the fuck did I just watch?

Holy shit. This lady is threatening to jump off. She is freaking out.
I’m getting live SMS updates from Sean:
“The whole Irish race is fucking me over!”
“I’m not killing humans”
“What is John Travolta hiding?”
Apperantly she’s a Scientologist, and just got dumped by her husband. She’s yelling about L. Ron Hubbard and keeps hopping up on the railing, as if to jump.
Update: He has started talking to her.
“they kidnapped my kids, they kill my cats. What the fuck do they want?”

Hollywood (via brianisinyou)
Taken from a window in my building. I used a cheap point&shoot paired with a wide angle adapter for a video camera. The only post processing was color correction.

This model from ANTM just served me a slider!
Feel the power of Tyra Banks and the CW, molding talented young models into “that bitch with the tiny hamburgers”. I wish men had half the opportunities to dedicate their bodies to such an incredible transformation.
how long does it take for a guy to get over his ex?
just wondering, cause i have a mad crush on a guy that is recently single and i wanna hop on that shit….
At maximum, its the total amount of time the guy was in a relationship with the woman, divided by two.
Example: Guy is fucking a girl for two months before declaring her “his girlfriend” for ten months. This totals out to a year of lovin’, and he should be totally over it after six months.
The 50% rule only applies for a deep emotional investment. If you’re willing to risk a real emotional connection for a chance to “hop on” that D, you should be clear within a day or two after the onset of singledom.